[this post was created May 11, 2007, but I've been meaning to put it in since last halloween]
You know that soft spot on top of a baby's head (the fontanelle)? Ok, hold that picture in your mind.
You've seen those mylar drink pouches with a straw that you punch thru a prepared opening?
Ok. Imagine a baby costume where the baby is a drink pouch, with just their head sticking out, and a nice big straw protruding from their fontanelle.
The baby-drink-pouch should be labeled something like "Fresh Baby Brains!".
I hesitate to try to depict this with my limited photoshop skills. I just regret not doing it last year with our newborn.